song lyric ~ toilet

this song has one of the funniest lyrics i've ever heard, it's talking about a toilet, sang by andy lau (the bad guy pretending to be good in infernal affiar I), english translation is just beside the chinese~

我的家有個馬桶 There’s a toilet in my house
馬桶裡有個窟窿 In the toilet there’s a hole
窟窿的上面總有個笑容 On the hole there’s always a smile
笑人間無奈好多 Laughing at those things you can’t change in the world
每個家都有馬桶 Every house has a toilet
每個人都要去用 Everybody needs to use it
用完了以後 After finish using it
逍遙又輕鬆 Care-free and light-hearted
保証你快樂無窮 It’s a guarantee you’ll be happy

每一個馬桶都是英雄 Every toilet is a hero~
只要一個按鈕他會沖去你所有煩憂 Just a button, and he’ll flush away all your sorrow
你有多少苦痛 No matter your pain

你有多少失落 No matter your lost
他會幫你全部都帶走 He will flush it all away
每一個馬桶 都是朋友 Every toilet is a friend
可以真心相守 You can trust him with your heart

一輩子你都不能沒有 You need him through a life time

我的秘密太多 I have too much secrets
我的夢想太重 My dreams are too heavy
你會慢慢的懂 You will slowly understand
親愛的馬桶 Dear Toilet~